My 500 Boring People Ass in 100 Life Seconds

I always want to say things about myself, but I’m usually saying them to myself, and I’m always asking why I would post such things publicly and then I remember the Joe Transparency Plan of 2007 and remember a bunch of other stuff then I wonder why I bother to write because few people read.  Video.

So why is my life so boring?

See that video above?  Wonder how they did that?  I don’t.  I knew how it was done within 5 seconds.

I started to put an explanation in here about how they did it — I guess to prove I know… but that’s not doing you any favors.

I took my daughter to see David Copperfield’s show in Tulsa.  Everyone on the way out was talking about Copperfield’s big illusion of the night, the finale.   While I can be fooled by the traditional, slight of hand and misdirection stuff, and I love to be, that technology bit was completely transparent.

KNOWING=BORING

So you wonder why I take those little trips, flirting with insanity?  The forgetting, of course.

One of the best things that’s happened to me all summer was being fooled by a sock I had put on my foot backwards.

I thought something was wrong with the sock — like it was a manufacturing flaw.  I posted about it on Facebook and found a little video clip that proved I didn’t fake the image.

If knowing everything is boring, then knowing nothing is fantastic.

Here’s the spoiler if you really want to read it.