Mr. Eagle Always Wins

  • Joe Winett Exactly how would they ruin the scouts?

    Are you willing to say publicly that being gay is a character flaw?
  • Joe Winett From the Scout’s pages: (I was a scout) On my honor, I will do my best 
    To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; 
    To help other people at all times; 
    To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.
  • Joe Winett The Scouts can’t go down… but the Bible says not to work on Saturday.  Or is it Sunday?
  • Joe Winett We need the Scouts is what I’m saying.. We’re getting hung up on words.
  • Joe Winett Everyone feels like it’s always Line in the Sand time,,, and it’s stressing the whole country
  • Joe Winett An organization can pick its members by any criteria, can’t they?
  • Joe Winett But the fact is that you can be gay and also be an upstanding person who fights for his country and won’t back down over bullshit.
  • Joe Winett The mixing of the issues and using God as the pick is pretty mean. It’s the problem with paper, it’s the problem with the Word. It’s protects those who brought you the Word. 
  • Joe Winett God is real, no doubt, as real as gravity… and if He or She or It could just fix all this, He or She or It would.. surely… this is a game that plays out…
  • Joe Winett And I’m pretty sure it’s the game that’s the fun part.
  •  “… in God’s image”
  • Joe Winett The whole universe is based on copying things over and over… Our own models that display this stuff we think is vision is based on what we know and is a bunch of the same thing stuck together over and over… We are the Universe and it is us.
  • Joe Winett It’s when we try to govern what someone else will do that we get into trouble. BUT, when push comes to shove, and you’re one on one with someone or one on one with nature, then you’re God, and you’ll know right from wrong. Even if you take something that’s not yours…. you know it’s wrong.. You just decided to do it.  And you have to live with that.  It pisses people off that some people don’t feel guilt, so we created a system that withholds judgement until death, and it’s severe, so you can feel good about knowing that other guy is burning in hell. 
  • Joe Winett But Heaven and Hell are right here in YOUR HEAD.
  • Joe Winett I live in a mobile home. It’s a man’s paradise in this end. But, some people would call it hell. 
  • Joe Winett I have two computer screens, a desk that doesn’t suck, a private toilet and shower (which is a HUGE luxury for lots of people in this country, you forget).
  • Joe Winett Privacy. PRIVACY. We’re concerned about online privacy and lots of people don’t have the comfort of the privacy of a safe place to sleep. Get over it.
  • Joe Winett I don’t do anything I wouldn’t mind telling everyone. IT’S AWESOME
  •  I will not judge a person – that is not my place, my right, or my intention. However, I will stand up for people, groups or organizations who are being bullied, silenced or pressured to change their core value system simply to justify another’s choice or lifestyle. Just how I roll….
  • Joe Winett And no, I’m not perfect… so getting to true transparency: STEP ONE: Laugh.
  • Joe Winett They should not be bullied. If the Scouts want it to be no gay people then it should be no gay people. It’s a private organization..
  • Joe Winett Frankly, they won’t be bullied, surely. It’s the creed. The Scouts are about uniformity.. so there is discrimination and I don’t think that’s wrong, necessarily.. but they’re not having sex out while they’re tying knots.
  • Joe Winett [And I’m talking out of my ass because I don’t follow politics and I don’t know what the GLBLT (blt) or whomever wants to do.,.. but it’s always the same stuff.. and yes, they’re really loud and nasty… But the Scout need to just say no Gays because we don’t want Gays… That’s what they’re saying… And there’s no way the government would ever change that…
  • Joe Winett The thing is that people are fighting against feminine men, not homosexuality. We’re still fighting over the roll of women in the home and at work. It’s all the same pancake.
  • Joe Winett I don’t really care what somebody does that I don’t know about. BUT, it can be unnerving to be around someone who throws your norms out of whack.
  •  Joe, I love how you give me things to think about. 
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  • Joe Winett [And, it’s really educational… Had a gay roommate for three months around Christmas 2009 and it was weird.  But funny.
  • Joe Winett I always liked you, Jill! 
  • Joe Winett I don’t understand these guys who remove their body hair. If the woman doesn’t like your hair, then she doesn’t like you, dude. Find another woman.
  • Joe Winett Everyone trying to look like each other so we’re interchangeable is fun, and it works for social functions, but love is forever and you want your freaky showing so she’ll know you’re right for her.
  • Joe Winett Covering up your scent with smelly things?!
  • Joe Winett Oh, I guess I smell like soap and stuff.. but anyway.. I laugh about cologne — I think it’s cheating.
  • Joe Winett Like the Chick-fil-A thing — I applaud them for sticking to their stuff. I have personally benefited greatly from the stability of a husband and wife home.. and being raised to be Lutheran (although my Dad is a Jew).  So, I kinda have a weird angle on things. I couldn’t accept that Don Winett was going to Hell because of this or that… so I was able to question everything… But the moral framework is all still there… and the Scouts and God and Country and Honor. I’m a really honest dude.. and I’ve made mistakes.. and I try not to hold grudges…
  • Off subject, but weren’t you Mr. Eagle one year at Robert B. Grove? I think i recenly came across an old yearbook. My kids had pulled them out.
  • Joe Winett I was Mr. Eagle. It was my first and only election, to date. The next one will be when I’m elected the 50th President of the United States… Using about the same stunt, only 30 years longer. 
  • Joe Winett And I’m going to thank God and Praise Him at the inauguration.  Proof. Positive. Because it’s impossible for Joe Winett to become the POTUS.
  • Joe Winett Certainly impossible to pick out which Presidency years ahead and then get it. As an Independent. It’s NEVER BEEN DONE. ONE TERM? HE’S CRAZY!?
  • Joe Winett God can do anything… And that’s what’ll be done.
  • Joe Winett The whole US system is designed to make God more powerful.. Because God whispers in every ear. With Freedom comes God.
  • Joe Winett But it’s not creepy. We’re like some weird organism or something.. I don’t know. I don’t think God knows… We’re all just here trying to get along..
  • Joe Winett People will say, “Joe!” (they call me Joe) “Joe, how did you have the discipline to put together a lifelong plan to become the President of the United States of America??!?!” Well, I have three Chase bank accounts presently. My savings account has $1. And my other two account, somehow, are like -$7 and -$4 which SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. I look at my phone it says I have $10. So I spend $5. And now I have -$7?? How did this man plan a life like that?!??! HE DIDN’T. I’m a useful idiot. I’m really in tune with my brain, so I can be used. That’s it.  God. I’m a puppet.
  • Joe Winett Why can’t God keep a checking account at at least $0? Because God always has checks coming in and there’s no shame in having a net worth of -$14 or whatever.
  • Joe Winett Seriously though. Is it a tip at a restaurant that cleared later? I know one is the account fee, but the other is not. I’m not even going to look. I’m just going to deposit more money.  That’s how the Universe works… I keep working and money keeps going into my mouth.
  • Joe Winett There’s a certain freedom in being able to earn a shitload of money per hour. I want more Americans to feel that.
  • Joe Winett My friend Alan House, another programmer, has suggested that I do more to teach programmers new tricks, and I’d like to, but I want to teach people the beginning steps somehow… There are ways out there — some oneline deals that work like I want things to work… so maybe I’ll just sell their services… But I want to make gadgets… but I need my name in front of people. SO. TEACH CHILDREN FOR 25 YEARS UNTIL THEY VOTE YOU TO BE THE 50TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I got you your job. Please vote Joe #50!!
  • Joe Winett Tell me that’s not a cool plan!! Only, it’s not mine.
  • Joe Winett The animal, Joe Winett, had to be trained to be patient… He wanted everything right now, as animals do. And getting trained by God is a bitch.
  • Joe Winett “Don’t think, Meat.” Is about God’s relationship with Meat. With you. With me. Let the Universe do the thinking sometimes… don’t stress. Your guts ARE right.
  • Joe Winett But see, some thing on the ground have to be left to the meat.. Like throwing a ball. You cannot intellectually throw a ball, or correct your golf swing. It’s muscles, baby.
  • Joe Winett There’s too much information. So, that processing is offloaded to the animal, The Meat.
  • Joe Winett Zig Ziglar: The way you get what you want is to help a whole bunch of other people get what they want…. If you want to be President of the United States of America, #50, you’d better personally help out like 20 million people.
  • Joe Winett With education is the easiest way.. because it’s free to distribute now. Oh yes, Joe was born at the right time.
  • Joe Winett I was actually born at 9:11am . I LOVE NUMBERS!!  On JUNE 18 1.618 I LOVE NUMBERS
  • Joe Winett So many coincidences surround me. Can it be!? CAN IT!? YES!! It’s a foregone conclusion so, it really bummed me out.
  • Joe Winett But I have fun.
  • Joe Winett The day is nice no matter how it all turns out.
  • Joe Winett And yes, talking like this is part of it. So people can look back and say, “Weird.”
  • Joe Winett But it’s like cheering for the guy in a book. It’s all fantasy until voting day.
  • Joe Winett And then my dream comes true. 
  • Joe Winett And it’s a shitty fucking job, so it’s late in my life… and I’m only doing it once. And then I get to go live somewhere COOL.
  • Joe Winett Literally cool.. Like maybe … Alaska.
  • Joe Winett So you write books, and make movies… and people discuss whether it’s real or the greatest social marketing every invented, what’s the difference. And then people will get their backs up against me, but I’m not for real, so they’re tilting at Windmills. IT’s GREAT.
  • Joe Winett And it’s all a big joke until I announce that God did it in front of the whole country. 
  • Joe Winett After taking that oath. 

 I just copied this to my blog… I removed Jill and Kevin’s names, but all the links are leading back to this post which includes Jill’s name. If Jill or Kevin object to this, then I’ll do more to clean it up… Otherwise, I’d like to leave it as is… because.. Well. Millions of people are going to read it.


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