So how does this work?

The plan in 2004 (or was it 2003?) was to pull off something so gigantic that it couldn’t possibly have been pulled off by one person, a crazy person, and therefore would prove the influence of imaginary friends.  Because crazy people do not get that lucky in that way.  Imaginary influences must have been the only explanation thereof.  Or just random chance.  Whatever.  Everyone can get amazingly lucky once, over and over again, adding up to one big awesome dice roll!!

I wanted to be President of the United States.

Joey Baloney wanted to be President of the United States.

That doesn’t look like a very fun job.

The way this has worked is that I lose my way, and I doubt what’s going on, and then little things happen that I cannot explain.  And they happen in such a way, and in such frequency, that they cannot be just random chance.  This is proof for me and me alone, and that’s enough.

For now.