One day on this spot I’m going to press one million $1 bills into a ball. I don’t know how to press a million dollar bills into a ball, but I’m sure I’ll have plenty of time to figure it out while I’m scanning both sides and cataloging each of the million $1 bills for web posterity.
One day, on this spot, there will be the Million Dollar Ball.
Right where my butt is now.
37800 MACARTHUR ST LOT 37
SHAWNEE OK 74804-9294
I know you don’t think I’m serious, but I’m mailing myself the first dollar tomorrow.
I need a bank sponsor to keep the bills safe while I’m saving them up. BancFirst, this would be good for you.
Update June 27, 2011: http://abighairyspider.blogspot.com/2011/06/million-dollar-ball-first-scans.html
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