A little sparring match with Nacho Kitty can quickly turn ugly if you don’t allow her to win a few rounds. The sooner you let her chew on you, the less it’s going to hurt when she does.
You might be tempted to assert your human being-ness and apply your hand + thumb technology to hold her such that she cannot claw or bite you, while simultaneously massaging her head and maybe chuckling a little. Well, this sets up a moment of confusion where Nacho enjoys the rubbing, but also multiplies her anger because she’s quite sure she’s the superior contender in this battle and now she has to prove it.
Yes, she’s going to get you.
Your revenge: Wait until she’s all licked down for her nap, and then pet her. She’ll scowl and then angrily lick down again.
Oh wait, you don’t have a Nacho Kitty. Never mind.
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