If you think you have to be like 22 years old to be a porn star, think again!!
The first step is getting over your inhibitions.
Make a bunch of silly poses in the mirror and write funny captions!
You are on your way to a rewarding career in adult pornography!!
Adult Hairy Pornography (AhPron!)
And, with all due respect to anyone in the future, no one, I mean no one, will ever say, “You’re my big hairy spider,” like #2 does (or I guess used to do).
Where are you, Jones?? Why won’t you return my emails? I’m worried about you.
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