I want to touch Jennifer Aniston

I am on a mission to touch Jennifer Aniston.

I am going to document every step of my attempt.

This is going to be a fun project.

What am I talking about?

Actual physical contact.

I want a hug.

No, I am not crazy (and I have the experience and expertise to know when I am crazy).

How can I engineer a handshake with Jennifer?

Of course, I could just try to contact her directly.

I could bump into her at the supermarket.

I could stalk her. (I’m not the type.)

Or I could just make this one post that says, Hey Jennifer, can we get together?

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