Super jazzed, I started typing. Thrilled by the last sentence, I decided to write another — this is that sentence. Before I write the fourth sentence, let me finish the third.

I guess I’ll hang on to ClickyTwisty.com. The real question might be whether I have any moral authority over the name at all.

See Radio Free Albemuth.

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Experience the current state of my DIY-advertising playlist.

http://lehtoslaw.com/ Steve Lehto has been practicing Lemon Law and Consumer Protection for 30 years. He has handled cases for thousands of consumers. He wrote the Lemon Law Bible and taught at the University of Detroit-Mercy School of Law for ten years. He…

See also: Jesus, I sat on my balls.

Welcome to this special edition of Joe Streams Stuff Live Instead of Just Doing Stuff with Joe, I’m Joe. Earlier I thought I should begin writing again. Every time I being to form a plan to write something, a plan…

I’m gonna be a little late tonight, Mensa.

Alan Watts is one of my favorites.

I’m hoping to become the official YouTube person for Watering Hole Saloon.

Have you ever been looking for your razor, and found two razors and then wondered which is the new razor and then thought that if you can’t tell which is the new razor then possibly it doesn’t matter? And then,…

Tonight was literally the best night of my life. Wow. In other news, I thought of the next big thing!

Yay, Joshua!

I’ll just point out that I learned this morning that Kesha exists. Also: – The first thing she does in the video is lie to the audience, saying that they should press record on their phones or cameras because she…

18 years!!! I love you very mucho.

Everything is improving.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/05/27/not_all_men_how_discussing_women_s_issues_gets_derailed.html On Friday, May 23, 2014, a man killed six people (and possibly himself). The manifesto he left behind stated he did it because women wouldn’t sleep with him. http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/05/27/not_all_men_how_discussing_women_s_issues_gets_derailed.html

The Future of Quantum Computing Could Depend on This Tricky Qubit http://www.wired.com/2014/05/quantum-computing-topological-qubit Wow, what an awesome guy.  I hope he works this out.  I mean him.  I want it to be him.

This is the Facebook login box presented by Spotify for “Connect with Facebook” menu option on Windows 7. This might be a secure Facebook login using OAUTH and SSL and it might not be. Here is what’s wrong: No browser…

I just made the mistake of updating one of my customer’s WordPress themes, ignoring the warning that doing so would nuke any of the customizations I had made for her. Before installing Rackspace Cloud’s backup service, I was using whole…

This morning, primary election day, me holding the sign for Lani Habrock. 3:49pm update:  FOR STATE REPRESENTATIVE DISTRICT 27 Republican 0 of 17 Precincts Completely Reporting ABSENTEEMAIL EARLYVOTING ELECTIONDAY TOTAL LANI HABROCK 0 0 0 0 0.0% JOSH COCKROFT 0…

The Law of Attraction advises to keep our minds on what we appreciate and what we want because the Universe tries to provide what’s in our thoughts. Regardless of the mechanism, whether Universal Spirit, or just psychology, I know for…

I love you, Jordyn. I love you, Joshua.

In other news, Man Tries to Kill a Spider and Ends Up Burning His House Down. Just, really, chill, dudes.  They’re spiders, not Terminators. http://time.com/2991835/man-tries-to-kill-a-spider-and-ends-up-burning-his-house-down/

Left to right: My daughter, her sister, another girl, my son. Obviously, I love my kids.   I’ve enjoyed the love we practiced together when I was with them.  I also enjoy the love that comes from them just being…

“Crazy Eyes” Image from Orange is the New Black, an original Netflix series.

This applies to me more than you will ever know. ONE OF YOU KNOWS, and you’re just the perfect one for me. He says he’s singing about a woman, but he’s really singing about God, IMHO.  The woman was talking…

This product is not to be confused with Vigoris Technologies, Inc. — a company I used to run, poorly. Vigoris Tratamiento de disfunción eréctil 1 tableta (20 mg) previo a la actividad sexual, independientemente de las comidas. Puede iniciar la…

I deleted this blog as a sort of self-punishment, a suicide I could actually complete, a last flex of my muscle of ultimate control.  I then looked at the upsides of not having this crap on the globular clusterweb: (1)…

I want to know if you intentionally misspelled interested.

I met David on Uncle Dave’s High Octane BBS in the 80’s – Recently, he had been a great help to me, although I never thanked him… His being him will continue to help me be me. Fr@ck. Dave was…

It was going to be huge.  Now you’ll have to finish it.  https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5e1J3k0ES4WektfeVVueEt5bFU https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5e1J3k0ES4WZnFuUEZSRVRKeGM

1986 studio single by Run-D.M.C. Queens, New York One day when I was chillin’ in Kentucky Fried Chicken Just mindin’ my business, eatin’ food and finger lickin’ This dude walked in lookin’ strange and kind of funny Went up to a’front…

The official video for Hot Chip’s “Look At Where We Are” taken from the album In Our Heads, out now. From the deep silence of my mindIs something I’m trying to findWhen it speaks you know you will hear my…

You can listen to DAVID BYRNE PRESENTS: ONE YEAR LATER at http://davidbyrne.com/radio/david-byrne-presents-one-year-later One Year Later  The presidential election in the U.S. was a year ago. These are some of the pop songs I’ve been listening to in recent months as…

Joe Winett Apr 30 Remember Silence Hello Darkness, my old friendThese words we studied before the endA shooting star, I said, of meYou yelled, “Riboflavin!”,       and said I’d see,    To be with you like me,  Don’t say, pus. Riboflavin fondly. #riboflavin

Hear your voice on My Activity  Find and see your search history, browsing history, and other activity that’s saved to your Google Account https://myactivity.google.com/myactivity?restrict=vaa Hear my voice here Birkeland current – Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birkeland_current A Birkeland current is a set of currents that…

This was my 26th birthday. Kids, that thing on my waist is a “pager.”  Here’s how it worked: If someone wanted you to call them, they called a number and, after a beep, they typed in their phone number, and…

You know what, I have no idea when I lost my virginity. I’m sure about the year of my life, aren’t it? I thought I didn’t have a driver’s license.  No, I’m confident that I did not have a driver’s…

Courtney and her babies are friends of mine and of my babies. Courtney and I graduated from high school together.

Photo (c) Stephanie, SYI Studios, Shawnee, OK I’m getting around to looking at the glass being half full, and I’m half way there, but I have to admit that I’ve been bummed that my ex-wife, Kristi Winett, decided that my…

Thank you, Tom! It did take a day for Tom’s staff to reply.  Automated?  Probably not. They surely have an email parser that puts them into different buckets depending on what people say.  I don’t know.  This “net neutrality” conflict…

Galaxy Blog: The Writing Process: by Lisbeth L. McCarty Each person uses a different process to write, just as each human being is different. There is no right or wrong …

It’s been a long time. No, Steve isn’t my mother. 🙂 Thanks, faxZERO!  https://faxzero.com/

If you’re under the age of 17, then you should not watch this without permission from a parent (or two). You won’t get it, but you should ask anyway..

She’s vicious and, imagine that, she’s a redhead. Stephanie Leonidas as Irisa Nyira on Defiance (TV series) – An Irathient warrior who is Nolan’s adopted daughter and Deputy Lawkeeper. The Irathients are all vicious, all redheads, and the only redheads…

Let’s have lunch. UPDATE JULY 19, 2014:  Naw, just forget it.  🙂

Sometimes you just have to break a few rules. 🙂 In senior year, English class, Ky Vargas and I suddenly jumped up and shot our senior English teacher with toy guns that threw out little frisbees and said together, “Score.…